It’s so very lonely

To be someone like me

Someone no one talks to

No one ever plays with me


I know I don’t say much

But it’s really not my fault

No one ever hears me

So really what’s the point?


It’s as if I don’t exist

No-one ever knows I’m there

Unless I play my pranks

But then you just get scared


I just get so angry

When you ignore me all the time

I just want to be your friend

Is that too much to ask


So I just sit here all alone

Wanting to play your games

But no-one will let me

So I amuse myself instead


I sneak up behind you

Whisper in your ear

You look around to see who’s there

But I’m nowhere to be seen


You feel my breath upon your neck

My voice gets louder still

You begin to quake and shiver

As the coldness draws you in


I reach out and touch you

You freeze on the spot

Then you let out an almighty scream

And run for all you’re worth


Yes okay I know I’m dead

But that’s really no excuse

It’s very rude to run through someone

It made me feel quite ill


I’ve really had enough of this

It’s time to step up my game

To punish you for all the tears

Shed at your expense


So you need to pay the price

For not being my friend

You will not make that mistake again

You’re coming with me my friend!